Tuesday, September 4, 2007

How to chase a girls.

This is some tips to my friends who are chasing a girl nw or coming soon...hehe.
This are all from my personal experience.
Sorry if the tips are too bad...haha.


1. u must analyse ur target in her personality.

2. u need to think what she need and want, then know what kind of boy she want.

3. u cannot let her/he know that u want to chase her/he or dont tell her that u like or fall in love with she.
Warning>> cannot let her know!!

4. u can tell ur friends who u like. If them want to say out to the other so just let them say lah. Dont worry... cos 80%of she wont believe them. Because the news is not came out from ur mouth.

5. Dont be too rush. too rush is not a good move. u must do it by step by step.

6. Try to get to talk or chat with her. Try to get a suitable topics to talk with. Dont be nervous...just stay normal.

7. Try some joke or funny topics while talking with her. Warning>> no XXX topic and xxx joke..!!

8. If the girl a kind of open- minded, pls u cant be too open minded too.

9. When u see her, call her name and greet her. Or give a smile to her. If can pls talk with her for a second.
Warning>> when u smile, ur face dont be cheeky or horney looking!! That will scare her..hehe.

10. When u and her already know each other well. u can try to call her out. I mean date with her. 70% will success.

11. In the first date u must think a place to go. Anywhere u want to go.
Warning>> Pls dont go to place which is many ppl.

12. U cant drive fast when u go out with her. If she like speeding just like u. Them u can show ur driving skill to her..hehe.

13. Open the car door for her if u want to do that. I know that kind the old skill. But this move is very effective. So suit urself..

14. Dont always stick with her. U must leave her alone along sometime. ppl also need a freedom... ( This is just like playing a kite )

15. When she want a help, u can help her up.

16. when she sick or not feeling well, stay with her side or u go see her.

17. u can ask some Questions to her. u also can study together with her.

When u do all the steps above, Maybe she already know that u like her. If u think u want to continue on with her as a friend, a close friend in borderline as a lover, u can... But not too long.

It depend on u feeling toward her and her feeling toward u.

When the time is coming, u can know ur answer.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

waiseh.....teach ppl how to chase gal liao orh....be teacher liao....

all readers, for ur information, tis guy got many Fans at skool orh....so u can try out his ways....LOLZ....

Anonymous said...

noob... =.=

Anonymous said...

hahaha

Anonymous said...

wah!!'needs and wants'??marketing study too much hia??wakkaka=D

aiyo..let frens say hia?gals mite blif..tell u..cz im gal..bluek

no.6 is absoulutely true..!!

ahaha..no.11 & 12,true true..u noe i noe d 'guy' i mean in d blog lah hor?hmm..u noe wat is d first place he jio me??cz is only both of us going so..cn say is 'date' nah..u wanna noe??
kakakaka..is ...STATE LIBRARY!!!quite enuf bah??=D

n hor..d 'guy' ar..owes whn gt send me n his fren home..wif his fren,he will drive fast fast n break suddenly tat kind d bo..n d music LouD til lik wana blow my ears off..=/
bt whn his fren oleady home,left me n him nia..he change d music to 'soft music' n drive slower thn jz nw..-.-ll not bad..tis 'guy'..stil noe wat im tinking of..n he wil oso find topic to tok abt d bo..bt ..all sch n studies nia nah..hehe..

..whn she not feeling well,u cn send an sms to her..mayb say take k n rest more..she wil b happie oso...ONLY IF..she oso gt feelings on u na..=)

..ahahhaa..another essay for zhi wei..nvm nah hor?/i seldom gv u long 'essay' niao nor..=D

Anonymous said...

wah!!! i thought u want to chase ??? who u said very cute one. LOL LOL =@

Anonymous said...

who is writing tat!?who cute ar??zhi wei wan chase who ar??
aiyo..dun chase gals nw nah..ish..kakkaka=D

Anonymous said...

puuuuuuuuuttttttttttttt lar!!!!!!!!! cincai tapao

Anonymous said...

i think czw like ur comment a lot

Anonymous said...

czw wan chase serine lor

Anonymous said...

chi wei.... you too noob..... chase girl here and there.... you GG liao lar... not need chase liao la.... let the other guys do the job and you just sit back and learn from us la.... ekekekekekeke

Anonymous said...

Zzzzzz
wad a low class n no skill de....
i thought wad special...
>.<
=.=

Anonymous said...

muahahha..lau sek kia wil chase gal??!!
sek kia lai d boh..mz tak chek..nt chase gal...haiz..

wei wei...who??serine??anther serine in swb har??
wooo...nt bad...bt wei..kid ar..study first kie??

whn u till degree u will mite pia chek lik me niao...nxtime dun cry ar...

ady warn u..

Anonymous said...

the 1st thing i think when came in.. is- CRAP!!

oh yes u heard me.

C.R.A.P!!!!

wat chase? czw arh.. nowonder..
so this is wat ur thinking all day lah?

got 30+ liao..
dun b so greedy lah..

acctually chasing gals is not to b said wrong in the 1st place..
in love is NOT WRONG. if u c it from the positive point of view.
it acctually do help u in the sense of mental and physical..
well.. its nt totaly bad lah.. i can say. after all.. falling in love is human nature~ so why stop it?
as long as u dun go too far or make it too over till it affect ur life or study badly.
self control is very important during love boom season.. true..if u can manage to keep everything in control urself, no big deal!! go ahead!! you will find out that it would b more good than bad!!

Eric said...

i am speechless and have no comment..

Anonymous said...

lolz!!
agree wit shaowee!
0.0
teach ppl chase girl...
but self dun haf one...
*swt
i would say go pukitiang la!

Anonymous said...

swt...-.-ll
guys..sigh..

Steven Chua said...

Teach people how to chase... How about you le? where's your action????!!!!

tiDus88 said...

Lollzlozolzz... zhi wei kena bomb back... hahaha... Ladies and gentleman... Dont worry la... He is moving man... he will use his 17 deadly skills to chase that girl liao.

And and and ah... I think he will have a gf soon lo... so dont look down on his ah! but then... maybe you should listen to jay's song:

有些事没办法教
表错情的感觉有一点糟
赖着不走会让人很感冒
以上这道理我全都了
恋爱的方式无法拿笔来抄
也没有规则可以取巧
被动的缘分很不可靠
喜欢的对象要自己挑

=P

Anonymous said...

Loz,Loz! He is moving? Which Gal so lucky? She nice or not? :@
May be I am nicer :@

Anonymous said...

har..lik tat d gal wil lucky meh?/sigh..lik dat oso lucky ar??
hmpf..if me..if cn..i better dun touch tis kinda ting neh..
=/

tiDus88 said...

hahahhaa.... actually is zhi wei not so lucky, in the end, when they both togehter, i think he will injured everyday =.=

Anonymous said...

har...y he wil unlucky in d end??y neh??y will injured??

=/..???

who is d 'gal'??so lihai make biao di injured ki ar??lolx

Unknown said...

chi wei... i think your this blog will kena 'bomb' by people again like chen say... eekkekekekekeke anyway.. you really GG la.. your tips all out of date although i agree about the XXX tips... but seriously... the rest.... you can probably get my grandma be your girlfriend lar... ekekkkeekekkeek just joking.. just joking... dont take too serious... just play play nia this comment. ekekkkkeeke

~Laura~ said...

ow dear... haha..

Anonymous said...

oooww no!!! then u can not with that girl . she will injured u Loz!! with me, i think i am pretty than her *p

Anonymous said...

prettier nt pretty than..kie??
ish..wana compete with the comment lik last time izit?wana hit the target of 90 or 100 comments hia?

Anonymous said...

someone is hot here... LOL

Anonymous said...

who who??who is hot??i ready kin d water..hiak hiak hiak...muahaha...thn if suddenly on fire..i cn pour the water on d person..kakkaakak..nice??nice!!gd lah!!!ahahahaha